If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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