loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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