He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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