i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
why is half of my head shaved?
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