well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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