doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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