Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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