either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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