Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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