You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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