i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
sex on a bike is impossible
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