Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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