we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i think my cat just said my name.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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