The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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