As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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