guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
