we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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