Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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