why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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