i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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