Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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