You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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