Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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