I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think my moral compass just broke
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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