fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just want nice things and good sex
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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