One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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