margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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