i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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