i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
how do flat chested girls get laid?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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