what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
