He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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