Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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