doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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