Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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