At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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