She said her name was "party"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
