You're my little dorito
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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