Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
How's work?
Spinning.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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