i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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