i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
