Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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