Cold hands, warm shart.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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