You made me cry and you don't even care
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We are all done wearing pants today
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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