this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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