so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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