I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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