Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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