Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I intend to get homeless drunk
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
