At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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