hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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