Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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