woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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