i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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