windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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