oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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