so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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